Si votre mot de passe est.......

14.02.2010

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password (pour les plus disciplinés d’entre nous qui suivent à la lettre les instructions « Tapez password » … il en faut. C’est bien … la société part trop à volo)

123456 (pour les matheux, amoureux des suites de chiffres mais qui n’arrivent pas à compter jusqu’à 9… c’est con !!)

qwerty (pour les pragmatiques, observateurs de leur environnement)

abc123 (pour les vieux, fidèles assidus de l’émission « des chiffres & des lettres » …. hélas y’en a encore & ils arrivent en masse sur le net …. planquez vous !!)

letmein (Pour les conformistes qui pensent pourtant être super originaux)

monkey (pour les plus lucides sur leur niveau intellectuel …. c’est déjà un début !!)

myspace1(pour les utilisateurs de MySpace qui désirent être l’élu, la matrice des Myspaces …. vu le nombre d’adeptes, ça va finir en boucherie cet histoire d’accession au sommet …. c’est moche)

password1 (pour les disciplinés carrièristes qui veulent devenir chef de tous les disciplinés …. et y’en a un paquet …. sacré responsabilité mais bon normalement ils ne font pas de vague !!)

blink182 (pour les teenagers boutonneux qui sont sur MySpace mais qui veulent pas devenir mySpace1 …. sans ambition, ils finiront certainement avec un job quelconque à regarder Pop Idol …. c’est la vie)

« Votre prénom » (pour les purs égocentriques qui s’aiment par dessus tout mais qui n’ont pas comme défaut en tout cas d’être carrièristes en voulant devenir chef des Myspace ou des disciplinés … c’est déjà ça !!)

Ou..........

Dans cette liste..........

“111111″, “11111111″, “112233″, “121212″, “123123″, “123456″, “1234567″, “12345678″, “131313″, “232323″, “654321″, “666666″, “696969″, “777777″, “7777777″, “8675309″, “987654″, “aaaaaa”, “abc123″, “abc123″, “abcdef”, “abgrtyu”, “access”, “access14″, “action”, “albert”, “alexis”, “amanda”, “amateur”, “andrea”, “andrew”, “angela”, “angels”, “animal”, “anthony”, “apollo”, “apples”, “arsenal”, “arthur”, “asdfgh”, “asdfgh”, “ashley”, “asshole”, “august”, “austin”, “badboy”, “bailey”, “banana”, “barney”, “baseball”, “batman”, “beaver”, “beavis”, “bigcock”, “bigdaddy”, “bigdick”, “bigdog”, “bigtits”, “birdie”, “bitches”, “biteme”, “blazer”, “blonde”, “blondes”, “blowjob”, “blowme”, “bond007″, “bonnie”, “booboo”, “booger”, “boomer”, “boston”, “brandon”, “brandy”, “braves”, “brazil”, “bronco”, “broncos”, “bulldog”, “buster”, “butter”, “butthead”, “calvin”, “camaro”, “cameron”, “canada”, “captain”, “carlos”, “carter”, “casper”, “charles”, “charlie”, “cheese”, “chelsea”, “chester”, “chicago”, “chicken”, “cocacola”, “coffee”, “college”, “compaq”, “computer”, “cookie”, “cooper”, “corvette”, “cowboy”, “cowboys”, “crystal”, “cumming”, “cumshot”, “dakota”, “dallas”, “daniel”, “danielle”, “debbie”, “dennis”, “diablo”, “diamond”, “doctor”, “doggie”, “dolphin”, “dolphins”, “donald”, “dragon”, “dreams”, “driver”, “eagle1″, “eagles”, “edward”, “einstein”, “erotic”, “extreme”, “falcon”, “fender”, “ferrari”, “firebird”, “fishing”, “florida”, “flower”, “flyers”, “football”, “forever”, “freddy”, “freedom”, “fucked”, “fucker”, “fucking”, “fuckme”, “fuckyou”, “gandalf”, “gateway”, “gators”, “gemini”, “george”, “giants”, “ginger”, “golden”, “golfer”, “gordon”, “gregory”, “guitar”, “gunner”, “hammer”, “hannah”, “hardcore”, “harley”, “heather”, “helpme”, “hentai”, “hockey”, “hooters”, “horney”, “hotdog”, “hunter”, “hunting”, “iceman”, “iloveyou”, “internet”, “iwantu”, “jackie”, “jackson”, “jaguar”, “jasmine”, “jasper”, “jennifer”, “jeremy”, “jessica”, “johnny”, “johnson”, “jordan”, “joseph”, “joshua”, “junior”, “justin”, “killer”, “knight”, “ladies”, “lakers”, “lauren”, “leather”, “legend”, “letmein”, “letmein”, “little”, “london”, “lovers”, “maddog”, “madison”, “maggie”, “magnum”, “marine”, “marlboro”, “martin”, “marvin”, “master”, “matrix”, “matthew”, “maverick”, “maxwell”, “melissa”, “member”, “mercedes”, “merlin”, “michael”, “michelle”, “mickey”, “midnight”, “miller”, “mistress”, “monica”, “monkey”, “monkey”, “monster”, “morgan”, “mother”, “mountain”, “muffin”, “murphy”, “mustang”, “naked”, “nascar”, “nathan”, “naughty”, “ncc1701″, “newyork”, “nicholas”, “nicole”, “nipple”, “nipples”, “oliver”, “orange“, “packers”, “panther”, “panties”, “parker”, “password”, “password”, “password1″, “password12″, “password123″, “patrick”, “peaches”, “peanut”, “pepper”, “phantom”, “phoenix”, “player”, “please”, “pookie”, “porsche”, “prince”, “princess”, “private”, “purple”, “pussies”, “qazwsx”, “qwerty”, “qwertyui”, “rabbit”, “rachel”, “racing”, “raiders”, “rainbow”, “ranger”, “rangers”, “rebecca”, “redskins”, “redsox”, “redwings”, “richard”, “robert”, “rocket”, “rosebud”, “runner”, “rush2112″, “russia”, “samantha”, “sammy”, “samson”, “sandra”, “saturn”, “scooby”, “scooter”, “scorpio”, “scorpion”, “secret”, “sexsex”, “shadow”, “shannon”, “shaved”, “sierra”, “silver”, “skippy”, “slayer”, “smokey”, “snoopy”, “soccer”, “sophie”, “spanky”, “sparky”, “spider”, “squirt”, “srinivas”, “startrek”, “starwars”, “steelers”, “steven”, “sticky”, “stupid”, “success”, “suckit”, “summer”, “sunshine”, “superman”, “surfer”, “swimming”, “sydney”, “taylor”, “tennis”, “teresa”, “tester”, “testing”, “theman”, “thomas”, “thunder”, “thx1138″, “tiffany”, “tigers”, “tigger”, “tomcat”, “topgun”, “toyota”, “travis”, “trouble”, “trustno1″, “tucker”, “turtle”, “twitter”, “united”, “vagina”, “victor”, “victoria”, “viking”, “voodoo”, “voyager”, “walter”, “warrior”, “welcome”, “whatever”, “william”, “willie”, “wilson”, “winner”, “winston”, “winter”, “wizard”, “xavier”, “xxxxxx”, “xxxxxxxx”, “yamaha”, “yankee”, “yankees”, “yellow”, “zxcvbn”, “zxcvbnm”, “zzzzzz”

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